BSGA World Ranking: #1

Spencer
Wilson

Always knocking on the door of greatness, but sadly no one was ever home… UNTIL JANUARY 3RD 2026 WHEN THE NICER WILSON FINALLY BROKE THROUGH TO (co)WIN HIS FIRST MAJOR. It was never a matter of if; it was always when.

Driving Power 94%
Driving Accuracy 93%
Iron Power 91%
iron Accuracy 88%
Approach 90%
Short Game 90%
Sand Game 88%
Lag Putting 93%
Putting For Score 91%

BSGA World Ranking: #2

Kenny
Weatherman

A nifty 82 with 4 birdies allowed The Weatherman to secure his SECOND major! Putting him in ELITE COMPANY with only one other two time major champion (El Commish btw). The Toy Soldier has learned that birdies win tournaments and has tailored his game to be ultra aggressive. It’s paid off. 

Driving Power 94%
Driving Accuracy 88%
Iron Power 94%
iron Accuracy 89%
Approach 85%
Short Game 91%
Sand Game 90%
Lag Putting 84%
Putting For Score 92%

BSGA World Ranking: #3

MITCHELL CLARK

Clearly an incredibly talented golfer, but just can’t quite get every phase of the game to click when he needs it most. Remarkably, despite what felt like a disappointing round, Clark still launched up an event best 79 and 32 quota points. 

Driving Power 95%
Driving Accuracy 90%
Iron Power 89%
iron Accuracy 93%
Approach 94%
Short Game 90%
Sand Game 90%
Lag Putting 92%
Putting For Score 94%

BSGA World Ranking: #4

Hunter Lanier

For a very long time it appeared as if the Wild Card was finally going to break through and stamp his name in history with a win. Needing a par on 18 to put himself in the playoff he wasn’t able to secure a point, and left himself a mere 2 quota points from history. Hate to see it. 

Driving Power 93%
Driving Accuracy 85%
Iron Power 91%
iron Accuracy 91%
Approach 91%
Short Game 90%
Sand Game 84%
Lag Putting 86%
Putting For Score 84%

BSGA World Ranking: #5

Daniel Wilson

If you looked at this guy you’d be forgiven for assuming he’s more interested in fencing your clubs than throwing darts at tucked pins. But you’d be wrong, as Daniel has steadily rose up the leaderboards with solid performances, including a 22 quota point performance and epic back 9 at the BSGA Championship

Driving Power 97%
Driving Accuracy 97%
Iron Power 97%
iron Accuracy 95%
Approach 98%
Short Game 98%
Sand Game 92%
Lag Putting 95%
Putting For Score 92%

BSGA World Ranking: #6

Justin
Crist

When conditions turned sour, so did this mans game. Just needing to turn bogeys and doubles into pars, Yawheh was the Vegas favorite through 13 holes. But alas when the rain came, so did the bogeys. Finishing at +2 with a total of 4 quota points in his final 5 holes, we will be left wondering “what could have been”.

Driving Power 92%
Driving Accuracy 85%
Iron Power 87%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 90%
Short Game 90%
Sand Game 88%
Lag Putting 90%
Putting For Score 90%

BSGA World Ranking: #7

Mario Juster-Kruse

The man too nice and performs too well to roast, Mr. JK only has one speed; BALL SO HARD. 28 quota points on a down day for the lad is more than respectable, combined with consistent showings and a high quota, the algorithm greatly rewards this status of player. 

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #8

Sawyer Wilson

Wow. Many thought we’d never see the day that the most consistently dominant performer in league history would fall outside the top 5. But when you finish (-6) there has to be consequences. Having won multiple majors, and obscenely high quota, and a track record of lotsa QP’s he still maintains a lofty ranking, but will need to show well at the PVC.

Driving Power 92%
Driving Accuracy 90%
Iron Power 92%
iron Accuracy 90%
Approach 93%
Short Game 91%
Sand Game 88%
Lag Putting 88%
Putting For Score 84%

BSGA World Ranking: #9

BJ Anderson

Sometimes the nice guys finish FIRST! That would be the case when BJ Anderson took home his first piece of tour hardware when he accumulated 29 quota points to DUST the field at Fox Hollow. Sign of things to come? We’ll find out at Chi Chi’s.

Driving Power 85%
Driving Accuracy 79%
Iron Power 96%
iron Accuracy 80%
Approach 82%
Short Game 81%
Sand Game 75%
Lag Putting 89%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #10

Jordan Savinon

An absolute stunner and one for the ages. The builder from the Bronx threw down a nearly historic 73 to open play at the 2025 BSO and never looked back. He could’ve coasted home on Sunday but elected to deny his competitors hope, as he followed Saturday’s show up with a tidy 79 on Championship Sunday. A force for many years finally breaks through. 

Driving Power 95%
Driving Accuracy 95%
Iron Power 92%
iron Accuracy 94%
Approach 93%
Short Game 94%
Sand Game 90%
Lag Putting 96%
Putting For Score 95%

BSGA World Ranking: #11

Kevin Proehl

Always around his quota, Karen Proehl is a model of consistency. When he pulls off the massive slingshot draw it is a beautiful thing to witness a ball snake to a tucked left pin. The other 50% of the time it flies dead straight 30 yards right of his target. Many speculate if he tried to make the game easier he’d score better; but KP isn’t hearing none uh that.

Driving Power 92%
Driving Accuracy 85%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 83%
Approach 89%
Short Game 89%
Sand Game 95%
Lag Putting 88%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #12

Zach Johnson

Get a load of this Cracker! The good doctor appeared graced the field at Fox Hollow and a birdie on 9 showed this man he wasn’t just on life support trying to compete; he’s fully recovered. However once it became clear who was winning, his Cartner, he focused his energy on supportive vibes. Diagnosis? Good guy

Driving Power 89%
Driving Accuracy 83%
Iron Power 91%
iron Accuracy 85%
Approach 85%
Short Game 87%
Sand Game 79%
Lag Putting 85%
Putting For Score 88%

BSGA World Ranking: #13

Josh Mowery

Always a sneaky contender, and almost won the event the year prior with an important putt on the line with crowds watching, alas, this was not the Quiet Vibes day. Mr. Mowery was always in striking distance, but couldn’t close out the day strong to capitalize on his quota, finishing with 1 point in the final 4 holes. Someday, maybe. But not today.

Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 94%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 89%
Approach 87%
Short Game 90%
Sand Game 75%
Lag Putting 89%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #14

Cody Jess

The Commuter drove all the way from Naples to CONTEND all day, needing just a singular point on 18 to put him at T1. Alas, he wasn’t able to secure the lonely point, leaving him at +5 and one off the lead. Not to let an almost historic day go to waste, A quick pit stop at the casino on the way back to Naples secured him +$800. If you think about it, he’s the real winner. 

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #15

Tim Sharp

Tim is good. And Tim is also very aware that he is very good. Few people set the bar as high for themselves as Time Sharp and routinely are able to meet it. 30 quota points on a 32 quota left him far from the leaderboard, but a gutsy performance only grew the admiration The Board has for his game. 

Driving Power 100%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 100%
iron Accuracy 78%
Approach 68%
Short Game 74%
Sand Game 69%
Lag Putting 83%
Putting For Score 84%

BSGA World Ranking: #16

Higgy

Truly the Feel Good Story of the summer, Higginbotham (idc, I’m done trying to spell it right) has gone from a 1-point debut at Copperhead a year ago, to rounds of 17 QP’s and 13 QP’s. The humble father of 2 has made golf a priority in his life, and I think we could all learn from that. 

Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 84%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 76%
Approach 70%
Short Game 73%
Sand Game 67%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 71%

BSGA World Ranking: #17

John Dougherty

Our very own Bitcoin guru (buy his class using code “COMMISH20” for 20% off) Dough Boy Dougherty managed to achieve his quota, and not a single point more. When his game matches his vibes, he will succeed, and not a moment sooner. 

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #18

Taylor Lesch

The Muscle Man opted for a conservative approach throughout the day, opting to hit a driver only once on the day. The plan seemed to be working well as he turned the corner with a 44 and on pace to compete, but wasn’t able to thread the anabolic needle down the stretch. 

Driving Power 98%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 96%
iron Accuracy 75%
Approach 68%
Short Game 74%
Sand Game 69%
Lag Putting 79%
Putting For Score 78%

BSGA World Ranking: #19

Joey Allison

Allison normally styles himself as one of the more consistent players on tour spent too much time at the Minnesota Learing Center for Somali fraud and completely forgot how to swing a club. An out of character 93, we’ll chalk this one up to a playing partner losing his mind mid round. 

Driving Power 86%
Driving Accuracy 84%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 78%
Approach 87%
Short Game 87%
Sand Game 78%
Lag Putting 89%
Putting For Score 87%

BSGA World Ranking: #20

Johnny Panico

The Pan Man started strong! Scoring 5 points in the first 4 holes he looked poised to be a menacing threat all day. But alas, the wheels fell off after the turn and a string of 6 double bogeys in 7 holes comfortably removed him from any ambitions of winning. He too gets a pass for a groupmate meltdown. 

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #21

Opie
Brodbeck

Pros: Showed extreme dedication to make the trip from St. Augustine in order to compete with the lads.

Cons: Game

The normally consistent and solid golfer left his game up north and was only able to scrounge out 8 quota points on the day, narrowly beating Lawton by a single QP. Not Good Bob!

Driving Power 93%
Driving Accuracy 86%
Iron Power 93%
iron Accuracy 83%
Approach 87%
Short Game 88%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 87%
Putting For Score 88%

BSGA World Ranking: #22

Brenden Hewett

Good ball striking and excellent vibes are usually enough to carry one on tour. But in the slick and tough conditties set out at Plantation Palms, another element was needed to succeed; game. While the growth in his career has been astronomical, the people are eagerly awaiting the day he arrives and stamps his name down as a champion. 

Brotherhood Factor 100%
Driving Power 85%
Driving Accuracy 73%
Iron Power 86%
iron Accuracy 67%
Approach 65%
Short Game 68%
Sand Game 69%
Lag Putting 88%
Putting For Score 76%

BSGA World Ranking: #23

Zach Gordon

Lazarus was present Saturday night at the BSI, clearly, as Gordon shot a (then) career best 83 on championship Sunday and a personal best 27 quota points in competition. This came after a… forgettable… 8 quota points on Saturday. We expect to see a meteoric rise after he figured something out. 

First Tee Composure 45%
Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 86%
Iron Power 88%
iron Accuracy 86%
Approach 87%
Short Game 82%
Sand Game 80%
Lag Putting 91%
Putting For Score 88%

BSGA World Ranking: #24

Casey "DJ Squander"
Turgeon

DJ Squander headlined the feature group with his patented hits, including “the best drive ever hit on that hole” followed up by “5 yard chili dip with 4 cubic feet of divot”. Despite the hands not participating Turg manufactured good looks on the green with a happy gilmore slapstick 7-iron that holed out on 16 for a nifty birdie. Unlimited tools, but can they be refined?

Class 100%
Driving Power 99%
Driving Accuracy 97%
Iron Power 97%
iron Accuracy 90%
Approach 67%
Short Game 66%
Sand Game 69%
Lag Putting 81%
Putting For Score 88%

BSGA World Ranking: #25

Mason Parrish

The Irishman wasn’t able to line dance his way to much success in the Open-esque conditions despite the homage to his home country’s weather. The former tour winner has plummeted back to earth with his 93 on major championship Saturday. We’ve seen better.

Driving Power 89%
Driving Accuracy 85%
Iron Power 85%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 82%
Short Game 84%
Sand Game 78%
Lag Putting 86%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #26

Harrison Cooney

If wasted talent were a person, look no further. Few man on this earth can pound balls as hard and deep as the Coonmeister. However, almost all man on earth can hit it straighter and chunk it less. Once he learns to dial in he’ll be dangerous. But he just had another kid so fat chance that happens. 

Driving Power 100%
Driving Accuracy 66%
Iron Power 100%
iron Accuracy 66%
Approach 73%
Short Game 72%
Sand Game 66%
Lag Putting 89%
Putting For Score 61%

BSGA World Ranking: #27

Michael Suchy

You could travel across the world and not find another player on Tour who has as much raw athletic power as this man contains in his meaty frame. But golf can’t be overpowered, it requires a lighter touch that has escaped the Bad Man from Cleveland. Back to back rounds of only 6 quota points is disappointing, to say the least, of a man with infinite potential.

Driving Power 100%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 100%
iron Accuracy 78%
Approach 68%
Short Game 74%
Sand Game 69%
Lag Putting 83%
Putting For Score 84%

BSGA World Ranking: #28

Brett Lawton

The lessons are paying off in spades! The man who once longed for a single quota point is now consistently getting MULTIPLE QUOTA POINTS!! We’re still waiting for the double digit quota point day from tour Nice Guy Lawton… but it’s closer than ever before. 

Driving Power 73%
Driving Accuracy 85%
Iron Power 66%
iron Accuracy 60%
Approach 66%
Short Game 64%
Sand Game 67%
Lag Putting 69%
Putting For Score 74%

BSGA World Ranking: #29

Spencer
Elmore

Big Puma is often a force, but on opening day Saturday Mrs. Jovita poured water all over this big pussy, evident with his anemic 9 on Saturday. Ever the iron willed anglo-saxon he be, he rallied to a respectable 19 quota points on Sunday. His game has been on a trajectory since child; decision time?

Driving Power 95%
Driving Accuracy 71%
Iron Power 91%
iron Accuracy 73%
Approach 86%
Short Game 81%
Sand Game 90%
Lag Putting 83%
Putting For Score 82%

BSGA World Ranking: #30

Charles Baumgartner

Countryside Football legend Spisak graced the tour with his presence for the first time. Hiding behind his thick beard that makes him almost unrecognizable is actually a quite respectable game, where he threw down 16 quota points on his tour debut. Very Nice!

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #31

Daniel Spisak

Countryside Football legend Spisak graced the tour with his presence for the first time. Hiding behind his thick beard that makes him almost unrecognizable is actually a quite respectable game, where he threw down 16 quota points on his tour debut. Very Nice!

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #32

Nick Velastegui

Fun Fact: Matt is Italian. Who could’ve guessed! The vibes are electric when he steps foot on the course, which concerned me with the wetness of the field. What if he hurts someone? What if his powers get away from him? He quickly quelled all concerns as he harnessed his electrons to an outstanding 18 quota performance.

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #33

Matt Stramandinoli

Fun Fact: Matt is Italian. Who could’ve guessed! The vibes are electric when he steps foot on the course, which concerned me with the wetness of the field. What if he hurts someone? What if his powers get away from him? He quickly quelled all concerns as he harnessed his electrons to an outstanding 18 quota performance.

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #34

TJ Alman

“Flash in the Pan!” were the headlines on Monday, after the Panic Man lofted up +13 on Sunday alone at Tarpon Springs. Some are saying he got lucky that day, I disagree. I think he had a terrific caddie that day, who propelled him to his best version of himself (you can figure out who his cartmate was).

Driving Power 71%
Driving Accuracy 69%
Iron Power 71%
iron Accuracy 67%
Approach 67%
Short Game 69%
Sand Game 67%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 71%

BSGA World Ranking: #35

Chris Gray

Mr. Gray has yet to break through on the course, but he’s broken through to all of our hearts with his endearing smile and relentlessly positive attitude. But to reiterate, game still needs work. 

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 78%
Iron Power 78%
iron Accuracy 81%
Approach 81%
Short Game 86%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 78%
Putting For Score 78%

BSGA World Ranking: #36

Logan Ungerer

One would think given how much golf the man plays he would be a threat to score everytime he hits the short grass. And one would be wrong. Unphased by performance, Logan is here for vibes and vibed his way to a 101.

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #37

Mick Pristas

PROBATIONARY PERIOD

SUBJECT: MICK “BAD GUIDO” PRISTAS

CRIME: WITHDRAWING AFTER 9

PUNISHMENT: ENDLESS MOCKERY

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #38

Carson Pohl

Making an enthusiastic tour debut, Mr. Pohl has announced himself as HIM on tour with an 86 in his debut, where he got to witness eventual champion Kenneth Weatherman win his second major. Vibes were high and reviews are in; the people like the Pohl Position. 

Driving Power 83%
Driving Accuracy 76%
Iron Power 87%
iron Accuracy 83%
Approach 75%
Short Game 75%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 78%
Putting For Score 74%

BSGA World Ranking: #39

Jack Scales

PROBATIONARY PERIOD

SUBJECT: MICK “BAD GUIDO” PRISTAS

CRIME: WITHDRAWING AFTER 9

PUNISHMENT: ENDLESS MOCKERY

Driving Power 83%
Driving Accuracy 76%
Iron Power 87%
iron Accuracy 83%
Approach 75%
Short Game 75%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 78%
Putting For Score 74%

BSGA World Ranking: #40

Zach Hogan

The feedback from all who met Zach was exciting, and the consensus is “this guy can play”. But being paired with the Bad Guidos forced him to an early withdrawal. We anxiously await his return.

Driving Power 97%
Driving Accuracy 97%
Iron Power 97%
iron Accuracy 95%
Approach 98%
Short Game 98%
Sand Game 92%
Lag Putting 95%
Putting For Score 92%

BSGA World Ranking: #41

Alex Bagette

He looks Southern, name sounds french, and appears to have light Forrest Gump syndrome, IYKWIM. But one thing that is crystal clear about the Bagman is he can PLAY.  Despite not playing in a tour sanctioned event for nearly 2 years, the man returns with nothing lost. Well done.

Driving Power 97%
Driving Accuracy 97%
Iron Power 97%
iron Accuracy 95%
Approach 98%
Short Game 98%
Sand Game 92%
Lag Putting 95%
Putting For Score 92%

BSGA World Ranking: #42

Cam Oxiner

When he’s not setting PR’s on the trail, he’s sending warning shots across the bow. Opening Saturday saw electric performances, but none as pivotal as Oxiner’s. When the world lost hope of a shootout Sunday, from the ashes rose Cam, as he was the only one in striking distance of Savi. However, his wife put the cleat down and made him bunt, as he wasn’t able to mount his charge Sunday. Oh well, great round though.

Driving Power 83%
Driving Accuracy 76%
Iron Power 87%
iron Accuracy 83%
Approach 75%
Short Game 75%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 78%
Putting For Score 74%

BSGA World Ranking: #43

Zach Milano

The Newbie burden to bear is a mighty weight that pushes many rookies to despair. But not this guy, who did falter Saturday with a sluggish 95, but bounced back in fine form with a ho-hum 88 on Sunday at The Sprangz. A spry buck we look forward to seeing more often, and maybe one day, competing for a chance to win.

Driving Power 97%
Driving Accuracy 97%
Iron Power 97%
iron Accuracy 95%
Approach 98%
Short Game 98%
Sand Game 92%
Lag Putting 95%
Putting For Score 92%

BSGA World Ranking: #44

Drew Inman

You’re probably wondering, “Hey, how is the guy who scored 3 quota points ranked so high?!” and I get the skepticism! But people forget, the most heavily weighted factor in this ranking system is “have you bought or sold a home with me?”. Inman scores highly here, and has installed a rankings floor with his savvy business moves.

Driving Power 75%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 79%
iron Accuracy 77%
Approach 72%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 71%

BSGA World Ranking: #45

Bret Beery

Brett accept my friend request so I can update your profile picture.

Driving Power 75%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 79%
iron Accuracy 77%
Approach 72%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 71%

BSGA World Ranking: #46

Cody Tuberville

We’re trying to keep the vibes high so we won’t dwell on his major performances as of late. However, if you are looking for a guy that “gets it”, shows up on time, wants to be involved, brings extra beer, and always has a smile, look no further. I wouldn’t ask him how to play golf, but if you want to learn how to add vibes, he can help.

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 78%
Iron Power 81%
iron Accuracy 76%
Approach 77%
Short Game 71%
Sand Game 68%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 74%

BSGA World Ranking: #47

David Wertz

Shoutout to these two guys. Excellent golfers brave enough to sign up for a 2 day golf trip with 18 strangers and absolutely light up a room. One could argue it’s as much a testament to their character and vibes as it is the tours standard for excellence, but that’s neither here nor there. These two cemented themselves as staples on tour; whether they like it or not.

Driving Power 95%
Driving Accuracy 93%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 93%
Approach 95%
Short Game 92%
Sand Game 90%
Lag Putting 92%
Putting For Score 93%

BSGA World Ranking: #48

Collin Hoeffner

Shoutout to these two guys. Excellent golfers brave enough to sign up for a 2 day golf trip with 18 strangers and absolutely light up a room. One could argue it’s as much a testament to their character and vibes as it is the tours standard for excellence, but that’s neither here nor there. These two cemented themselves as staples on tour; whether they like it or not.

Driving Power 89%
Driving Accuracy 87%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 88%
Approach 89%
Short Game 88%
Sand Game 89%
Lag Putting 89%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #49

Chris Brennan

Who the hell is this guy?? On his debut round puts up 32 points, coming ever so close to tying his cartner who was the eventual winner. The good news: great addition to the tour we can’t wait to see out there again. The bad news: we may have to go up against this animal multiple times a year

Driving Power 93%
Driving Accuracy 90%
Iron Power 89%
iron Accuracy 93%
Approach 92%
Short Game 90%
Sand Game 90%
Lag Putting 92%
Putting For Score 92%

BSGA World Ranking: #50

Cam Allen

Cam “8 Handicap My Ass” Allen was a mythical figure all weekend! Many a player tugged at the commish’s shirt sleeves to snipe “this guy is just a golfing machine”. And a 78 74 only confirms it. Look for this guy to make a Bonesaw Cup team in the near future if he keeps it up.

Driving Power 95%
Driving Accuracy 95%
Iron Power 97%
iron Accuracy 95%
Approach 93%
Short Game 90%
Sand Game 89%
Lag Putting 95%
Putting For Score 92%

BSGA World Ranking: #51

Danny Bolnick

This MOFO has been GRINDING! Witnessed first hand by the rankings committee Mr. Bolnick demonstrated surgically soft hands with several excellent short area chips he was able to convert to points. Very Nice!

Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 86%
Iron Power 85%
iron Accuracy 88%
Approach 81%
Short Game 82%
Sand Game 92%
Lag Putting 83%
Putting For Score 88%

BSGA World Ranking: #52

Mike LaGrange

Shoutout to this guy. Arguably the longest guy on tour, LaGrange drove all the way down Saturday morning to play the one round he was eligible for (his wife was gracious enough to allow this considering the late notice and circumstances).  Another excellent addition to the group of tour excellence.

Driving Power 100%
Driving Accuracy 83%
Iron Power 93%
iron Accuracy 78%
Approach 74%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 84%
Putting For Score 80%

BSGA World Ranking: #53

Tyler Selesky

Winner winner! The CHAMP put up a disgusting 33 quota points on a respectable 24 quota, cementing his place in BSGA history as a Major Winner. Overcome by the momentous accomplishment he forgot to bring his trophy home with him. We’ll cut him some slack, there isn’t much room up top to fit more than 2 or 3 thoughts at a time.

Driving Power 89%
Driving Accuracy 83%
Iron Power 93%
iron Accuracy 83%
Approach 85%
Short Game 84%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 84%
Putting For Score 80%

BSGA World Ranking: #54

Janzen Feldman

We struck gold this event, with all the newbies being great additions. This one looked like a kid in the candy shop watching the commish hold court, mesmerized by the stream of conscious speech delivered by the commish postround. The game leaves much to be desired, but in time he’ll get there. 

Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 88%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 82%
Short Game 84%
Sand Game 75%
Lag Putting 89%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #55

Caleb Quinn

A fine addition to the tour by another fine young man, Quinn shows promise, spunk, and a go-getters attitude. All of which he will need if he would like to improve on his 98 at Fox Hollow.

Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 88%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 82%
Short Game 84%
Sand Game 75%
Lag Putting 89%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #56

Jude Michel

The Quiet Vibe was LOUD at the Insurrection Invitational coming in a solo 2nd at +8! Many eyes had wondered off the leaderboard, assuming the champion was crowned, until this man was on the green at 18. Needing only a 2 putt to tie, and a 1 putt to win, the pressure ate away at the fellas soul as we watched him reluctantly 3 putt. The practice and tech upgrades seemed to have paid off!

Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 88%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 82%
Short Game 84%
Sand Game 75%
Lag Putting 89%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #57

Taylor Harroun

In his Tour Debut the Harroun Hounded His way to a relatively easy 39 quota points. You know you’re good when you tell the commish “I shot a 71, but honestly, it could’ve easily been a 65”, and the commish believes it. The Walking Stick will be crucial for the tours Ryder Cup event January 18-19th.

Driving Power 97%
Driving Accuracy 97%
Iron Power 97%
iron Accuracy 95%
Approach 98%
Short Game 98%
Sand Game 92%
Lag Putting 95%
Putting For Score 92%

BSGA World Ranking: #58

Parker Snure

Whoa! Many people shy when the lights shine bright, but not this bloodhound. He was hot on the scent for a great showing, and show well he did. 26 quota points for a debut is far from a record, in fact, a different newbie had way more in the same event. But compared to the expectations I had from several close sources I am impressed with this showing. 

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #59

Parker Hamilton

We always appreciate Road Warriors who make a pilgrimage from lands far away, and PHam made the best of his debut with a tidy 27 quota points. I hope he has some MC Hammer in him, cause this guy is too legit to quit.

Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 84%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 86%
Approach 88%
Short Game 86%
Sand Game 89%
Lag Putting 86%
Putting For Score 89%

BSGA World Ranking: #60

Nate Crapple

There was a point in time where we were staring down the very real possibility that this mofo was going to win it. The commish was preparing his apologies for the sandbagger who hadn’t appeared in a year until word broke this dumbass locked himself out of his car and played with someone else’s clubs. If you win after taking an uber to the course with loaners, hats off, well done. But he didn’t, so I didn’t have to apologize, but we look forward to the production this lad will have on the adjusted quota.

Driving Power 94%
Driving Accuracy 89%
Iron Power 81%
iron Accuracy 85%
Approach 85%
Short Game 81%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 80%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #61

Austin Pawlowski

The tour hipster and Road Scholar from O-Town returned to the tour with a handsome 21 quota points, right where he left off. The Paw Dawg is a pleasant site to see when he appears, let us hope this is an omen for more of them.

Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 88%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 82%
Short Game 84%
Sand Game 75%
Lag Putting 89%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #62

kyle Aebischer

“Some guys just get it” – Colin Cowturd, commenting on Kyle Aebischer’s participation on tour. Is he a great golfer? Hardly. Is he a watchable golfer? At times, yes. But is he a vibe who is all in on tour? Undoubtedly, and a 16 point performance has moved him up to a respectable household name on tour. 

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #63

Ryan Marshall

What a glorious performance with 17 quota points on an incredibly difficult day. Despite others scoring more points in events the commish feels compelled to laud his efforts and raise his world rankings, largely due to the fact he hinted he might be buying a house in the near future. You’re so good at golf man! We should play more!

Driving Power 93%
Driving Accuracy 74%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 86%
Approach 85%
Short Game 85%
Sand Game 88%
Lag Putting 87%
Putting For Score 84%

BSGA World Ranking: #64

Michael O'Brien

The big fella showed up with big expectations and comfortable met them. The clothing Entrepreneur put up a fashionable 21 quota points, and looked handsome while doing it.

Driving Power 89%
Driving Accuracy 86%
Iron Power 93%
iron Accuracy 83%
Approach 87%
Short Game 84%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 84%
Putting For Score 86%

BSGA World Ranking: #65

Vinnie Pezzino

13 points in a debut amongst proverbial strangers is a solid performance. Being a vibe at the afters was also a clutch move; good looks there. A welcome personality and addition, we look forward to monitoring his growth. 

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #66

Jacob Weaver

13 points in a debut amongst proverbial strangers is a solid performance. Being a vibe at the afters was also a clutch move; good looks there. A welcome personality and addition, we look forward to monitoring his growth. 

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA WORLD RANKING #67

Nick Catando

No, he’s not covered in grease he’s just Italian. Catando introduced himself to the tour with nifty 9 quota points. It won’t impress anyone, sure, but one can tip their cap to the performance and move on. With all the free time he has on his hands with his fake job in Real Estate now, one anticipates a surge in scoring moving forward. 

Driving Power 75%
Driving Accuracy 72%
Iron Power 79%
iron Accuracy 81%
Approach 82%
Short Game 81%
Sand Game 75%
Lag Putting 81%
Putting For Score 82%

BSGA WORLD RANKING #68

Nick Abbott

WELCOME HOME, THE PRODIGAL SON! After serving a year long suspension for the LAMEST and inexcusable bail in recorded history we are happy to have him back and competing. Well, not really “competing” because he’s not that good, but around. Yeah, that’s it, glad to have him back around. 

Driving Power 75%
Driving Accuracy 72%
Iron Power 79%
iron Accuracy 81%
Approach 82%
Short Game 81%
Sand Game 75%
Lag Putting 81%
Putting For Score 82%

BSGA World Ranking: #69

Zack Hubbard

Respectable. Both on and off the course, Zeebo conducted himself with the blue collar attitude this tour thrives on. No complaints; just his lunch pale and a time ticket stamped for a respectable 12 points at the Insurrection Invite.

Driving Power 81%
Driving Accuracy 84%
Iron Power 82%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 79%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 85%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #70

Matt Brookens

Arguably the nicest guy in the world and first tour sponsor who presented a putter to the winner of the lowest gross score at the Envitational. No, he’s not aimed two fairways right, that’s just his setup

Driving Power 88%
Driving Accuracy 86%
Iron Power 88%
iron Accuracy 81%
Approach 89%
Short Game 82%
Sand Game 80%
Lag Putting 91%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #71

Will Priest

The Clergy brought excellent vibes and a moderate game at his debut. Was it impressive? Far from it. But nonetheless his presence was welcomed, and is always there when two or more are gathered.

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #72

Keegan Smith

Initially the commish had his hesitations introducing this stranger from the internet to the tour, primarily because during research the commish noticed a picture with purple hair and the commish makes many jokes that purple hair people really don’t care for. HOWEVER! The commish could not have been more wrong and the fella was a delightful addition, and may be a crucial part in tour expansion.

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #73

Tony Harroun

You may have noticed the commish plays a brand of he affectionately calls “old man golf”. Tony embodies this in both spirit and body, carding a tightly controlled 12 with nary a fairway missed.

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #74

Chris Ellis

No, he’s not intoxicated, he just talks like that. Mr. Ellis Island made a respectable debut with 13 quota points, but more importantly, earned an invite back with stellar vibes.

Driving Power 80%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 84%
iron Accuracy 82%
Approach 79%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 81%

BSGA World Ranking: #75

Andrew Fernandez

After a brief hiatus on tour he has made a respectable return, carding a 90 on the grueling Copperhead Course. Welcome back brotha!!

Driving Power 91%
Driving Accuracy 86%
Iron Power 91%
iron Accuracy 87%
Approach 77%
Short Game 87%
Sand Game 80%
Lag Putting 84%
Putting For Score 86%

BSGA World Ranking: #76

John Howes

If you’re wondering where that bacon smell is emanating, look here; tour cop John Howes. One of the chillest mofos on tour, he’s made his return to Tampa and as his first official decision he joined the tour and hasn’t looked back 

Driving Power 83%
Driving Accuracy 76%
Iron Power 87%
iron Accuracy 83%
Approach 75%
Short Game 75%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 78%
Putting For Score 74%

BSGA World Ranking: #77

Andrew Mccormick

Demonstrating raw athleticism, Andy was able to put up 7 quota points without touching a club in the prior several years. Though it wasn’t impressive, he earned a lifetime tour card the most honest way how; purchasing a home from the commish (highly recommend btw)

Driving Power 89%
Driving Accuracy 83%
Iron Power 93%
iron Accuracy 83%
Approach 85%
Short Game 84%
Sand Game 73%
Lag Putting 84%
Putting For Score 80%

BSGA World Ranking: #78

Dylan Chewcowski

You know you’re talking to a golf premadonna when he can’t wait to tell you “played the worst round of my life” after carding a 90 at Copperhead. Good vibes and likely to make future appearances.

Driving Power 82%
Driving Accuracy 86%
Iron Power 88%
iron Accuracy 81%
Approach 75%
Short Game 82%
Sand Game 80%
Lag Putting 91%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #79

Zach Daniels

Though he would tell you he didn’t have his best day, his grit throughout the round earned him respect and his ability to feed a ravished commish earned him an automatic qualifier spot come J6.

Driving Power 92%
Driving Accuracy 93%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 86%
Approach 87%
Short Game 84%
Sand Game 76%
Lag Putting 84%
Putting For Score 85%

BSGA World Ranking: #80

Tyler Brew

Unfortunately the commissioner was not able to witness this players game so can’t comment with much more than a tip of the cap and an excellent 86 on Sunday.

Driving Power 84%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 85%
iron Accuracy 78%
Approach 72%
Short Game 70%
Sand Game 69%
Lag Putting 84%
Putting For Score 73%

BSGA World Ranking: #81

Andrew Goot

Big Law Goot graced the links courtroom to present his case for a title. Unfortunately the jury ruled against his favor with 6 quota points presented at evidence. However, his appeal at the next event will likely be favorable considering the low Florida Bar he’s set.

Driving Power 75%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 79%
iron Accuracy 77%
Approach 72%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 71%

BSGA World Ranking: #82

Darrian Davis

The good doctor just couldn’t make the right adjustments to his spine angle when striking the ball, carding 5 quota points on the day. Given the white collar profession and he looks like an ad for Peter Millar the commish was surprised by this outcome. Perhaps setting the stage to storm the field in March?

Driving Power 75%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 79%
iron Accuracy 77%
Approach 72%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 71%

BSGA World Ranking: #83

Blaze Eady

I am now in a predicament I didn’t think I’d have. At least, not yet. Would it be permissible to allow a player to start the day with a zero quota, if they truly earned it? I have much to deliberate… 

Driving Power 75%
Driving Accuracy 75%
Iron Power 79%
iron Accuracy 77%
Approach 72%
Short Game 76%
Sand Game 77%
Lag Putting 74%
Putting For Score 71%

BSGA World Ranking: #84

Alex
Grandjacquet

This ranking is exclusively due to a lame last minute bail, but at least he gave the commish a headsup.

Driving Power 95%
Driving Accuracy 94%
Iron Power 90%
iron Accuracy 92%
Approach 96%
Short Game 92%
Sand Game 92%
Lag Putting 93%
Putting For Score 97%
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