BSGA World Ranking: #1
Hunter Lanier
The Southern Wild card has demonstrated remarkable highs on his recent run of near wins, and tbh probably is entitled to one. But his class factor keeps him at the top, where his game warrants. Standby for implosion in 3,2,1…
BSGA World Ranking: #2
Kenny
Weatherman
Much akin to Lanier’s stellar recent run, Weatherman has been on FUEGO as of late, including 2-majors in less than 12 months. Has he put up a vomit inducing performance recently? Perhaps. But winning, especially majors, is the second biggest factor in world rankings. The biggest factor, of course, is using me for a real estate transaction (which he has also done)
BSGA World Ranking: #3
Harrison Cooney
The theme continues of winners who utilized Bonesaw Real Estate to secure their dream home being rewarded with exuberant rankings. Cooney was the lethal weapon at Mangrove Bay and was able to dial in a clutch bogey on 18 to secure his first ever victory on tour. Will the consistency continue? Probably not. But credit where credit is due, it’s a lot of fun to watch this guy pound his balls.
BSGA World Ranking: #4
Sawyer Wilson
Not once, not twice, but THRICE has your favorite Commish won on tour. 2 majors and a non major team event can all be found comfortably nestled under his belt. He appears to have found his once lost ball striking and become dangerous from anywhere. His driving game at his most recent win was described as “had the ball on a string”, given it’s consistency. This seems apropos, has he did string along the field throughout a dominant 18-hole performance.
BSGA World Ranking: #5
Spencer
Wilson
A sweet swing combined with a recent major, it’s tough to knock this guy off the top. A character who was once known for high high’s and low low’s, has quickly become a consistent medium-high player; vaulting his quota to the high 20’s.
BSGA World Ranking: #6
Kevin Proehl
Local HOA president (I’m assuming) Karen Proehl has been Proehne to have up and down performances, but as of late it is mostly up with several finishes near the top. We also learned that he wants to be the first group out so he doesn’t have to worry about slow pace, but also does not enjoy a fast group behind him. Maybe next time we get his porridge just right.
BSGA World Ranking: #7
Zach Johnson
We have learned that when Zach and Lesch team up, not only are the vibes high, but so are their quota points. Darting 35 QP’s at the Swings For Savi Charity for Disabled Golfers event, they have cemented themselves as a team that is almost 80% as scary as Bonesaw/Yahweh.
BSGA World Ranking: #8
MITCHELL CLARK
The Duality of Man. Perhaps no man better fits this description. At first Mitchell is the most charming and lovable man you’ve ever met. He will point out birds with enthusiasm and lure you into a false sense of stability. Then he will hit a bad tee shot directly into the water on 14 at Dunedin GC and make Hiroshima look like child’s play (I can speak on this as an authority, I’ve been there, not to brag). But when it’s all systems go, there may not be a better pure golfer on tour.
BSGA World Ranking: #9
Taylor Lesch
An ever so lovely presence on tour, Lesch is arguably the most toolsy player we have. Few can hit it as far (he would say none, I would say some), and also demonstrate a painters touch around the greens at times. When he puts it together, he’ll be unstoppable. Some assembly still required.
BSGA World Ranking: #10
Justin
Crist
Welcome back to the winners circle Yahweh! Start calling the man The Breakfast Order, cause he was egging to the Commish’s ham all day! The highlights certainly being birdie putts 5 and 17 to secure a comfortable lead over the field. With only one of these putts falling we still win… But if both miss, we don’t. CLUTCH.
BSGA World Ranking: #11
Brenden Hewett
The 2025 ROY and MIP has surged in 2026 and still has a tour victory under his belt. Truly a force to be reckoned with (given his quota) and ball striking. A recent afternoon round provided the realization that Brenden’s issues are directly between his ears, and solvable. But will require fortitude we may not have seen yet. Can he do it? TBD
BSGA World Ranking: #12
Jordan Savinon
An ever consistent player who never puts up bad rounds, but is capable of excellence, has sputtered somewhat recently. However, he did put on one of the most dominant performances in BSGA history to secure his first Major last summer, and that carries a lot of weight in our Patented Algorithm (T)
BSGA World Ranking: #13
Mario Juster-Kruse
If there was a nice-guy award, you’re looking at an annual favorite. The man is pleasant personified. But that doesn’t always translate to the course. He has been putting up solid performances, but dare I say a decided fall off from his initial runs? Was that beginners luck, or can we expect to see more? Time will Tell
BSGA World Ranking: #14
Carson Pohl
One of the fastest risers we’ve ever witnessed on Tour, Prohl has shown the world that he has the game, but just as important, he has the vibes. We are looking at a lifer I’m afraid to say. To those looking to win, your life just got harder.
BSGA World Ranking: #15
Higgy
Somehow this was the SECOND most controversial winner of the weekend, Hubert surpassing with his Post Mortum Beefcake Cup. A 9 quota finally breaks through and wins, but at the cost of Lanier’s heart in order to give commish a gamblers chance. He played well enough to win, and has earned a 9 quota. It just goes to show… ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
BSGA World Ranking: #16
BJ Anderson
He’s won, and shown dominance in order to do so, like when he cleared the field at Fox Hollow for his then career high in quota points. But since that epic day, we haven’t seen much of that BJ. That’s to be expected, this game is hard and not everyone can have supreme consistency like your narrator, but I think this guy is better than he’s shown. I hope I’m proven right.
BSGA World Ranking: #17
Daniel Wilson
If you looked at this guy you’d be forgiven for assuming he’s more interested in fencing your clubs than throwing darts at tucked pins. But you’d be wrong, as Daniel has steadily rose up the leaderboards with solid performances, including a 22 quota point performance and epic back 9 at the BSGA Championship
BSGA World Ranking: #18
Opie
Brodbeck
If talent had a name, you could argue it’s Opie. The guy has the hands, speed, and chutzpah to pull off any shot. Just not consistently. If this man were to spend some time dialing in his 100 yards and in game, he could give 2022 Commish a run for his money.
BSGA World Ranking: #19
Zach Gordon
The Golden Boy shimmered, sporting low 90’s rounds on two difficult courses and maintained his well beloved and respected place in the community. When the man is on, it’s beautiful to watch. When he’s not, it’s still a really pretty swing, it’s just not as satisfying.
BSGA World Ranking: #20
Sam Tolleson
A newbie cracking the top 20 on his debut? But how?! I’ll tell you how; this handome devil shows up with respect, shakes the commish’s hands, and proceeds to wash his balls for minutes on end. People forget how important that is. This guy didn’t. We’ll be seeing him for years to come.
BSGA World Ranking: #21
TJ Alman
I don’t know if we’ve ever seen a more delightful pre shot routine on tour. You would be forgiven for thinking he’s stepping in the box and facing primetime Mariano Rivera every time ball hits club. It doesn’t matter if it’s a tee shot, bump and run, or a 2 foot putt. This guy has his routine and he ain’t changing. Perhaps he should, considering his quota.
BSGA World Ranking: #22
Josh Mowery
Always a sneaky contender, and almost won the event the year prior with an important putt on the line with crowds watching, alas, this was not the Quiet Vibes day. Mr. Mowery was always in striking distance, but couldn’t close out the day strong to capitalize on his quota, finishing with 1 point in the final 4 holes. Someday, maybe. But not today.
BSGA World Ranking: #23
Joey Allison
Joey paired with relative newbie Shane Butler to put up a haughty team 38 quota points in the two man scramble, and I strongly suspect that came from much of the labor Mr. Allison put in. Always a vibe and Mr. Dependable, this guy is A-OK in the commish’s book.
BSGA World Ranking: #24
Tim Sharp
Tim is good. And Tim is also very aware that he is very good. Few people set the bar as high for themselves as Time Sharp and routinely are able to meet it. 30 quota points on a 32 quota left him far from the leaderboard, but a gutsy performance only grew the admiration The Board has for his game.
BSGA World Ranking: #25
Bret Beery
Brett accepted my friend request so now he has his picture in the World Rankings. Hell yeah.
BSGA World Ranking: #26
John Dougherty
The Bitcoin Boy Genuis is good for one thing, guaranteed; inebriation. But alongside this charming feature comes vibes and generosity that is deeply rewarding for this involved. So much so I looked over the concussion he provided the commish on the E18 at the Ryder Cup event. Game? Still in progress.
BSGA World Ranking: #27
Spencer
Elmore
Whether he’s having the worst round of his life, or the best, you’re getting the same El Nino. Truly the most admirable part of his game. Wayward drives and sporadic irons restricted him and Hubert from doing much more than bogey most of the scramble, but he’s not here to win (clearly), he’s here to have fun. Hang the banner on the carrier; Mission Accomplished.
BSGA World Ranking: #28
Charles Baumgartner
Relative newbie but fast approaching familial status, Mr. BumGardener was able to harvest his head from is rear just long enough to put up a respectable, albeit underwhelming, team performance with All-Star Mario JK. We’ll see where he goes from here.
BSGA World Ranking: #29
Johnny Panico
The Pan Man started strong! Scoring 5 points in the first 4 holes he looked poised to be a menacing threat all day. But alas, the wheels fell off after the turn and a string of 6 double bogeys in 7 holes comfortably removed him from any ambitions of winning. He too gets a pass for a groupmate meltdown.
BSGA World Ranking: #30
Ryan Marshall
Mr. Marshall made in immaculate leap in the world rankings, and it must be explained. 1) He played lights out to come in solo second at the Swings for Savi and 2) on a last minute notice was able to serve up not one, but TWO elite human capitals to fill out the tee sheet. If he were to purchase a home, hard to see him denying a top 5.
BSGA World Ranking: #31
Jacob Weaver
READ: Ryan Marshall for rankings explanation
BSGA World Ranking: #32
ANDREW BOCK
This newbie was an incredible sport considering he was handicapped with a literal handicapped man; Mick. Despite this roadblock, Mr. Bock put up respectable team quota of 18 in the scramble, because that means he probably would have had 15 if he played solo.
BSGA World Ranking: #33
AUSTIN WILSON
Game? Check. Tude? Check. Vibes? Also, check. Austin is a newbie who made tremendous impressions on both the Commish and the Selection Committee, and has announced himself as a staple of the tour moving forward.
BSGA World Ranking: #34
SHANE BUTLER
After a dormant period, Mr. Butler served up some tasty points to a hungry field at the Swings for Savi 2026. Considering his proximity to a tour Legend (Allison), one hopes to see more of the lad.
BSGA World Ranking: #35
Casey "DJ Squander"
Turgeon
DJ Squander headlined the feature group with his patented hits, including “the best drive ever hit on that hole” followed up by “5 yard chili dip with 4 cubic feet of divot”. Despite the hands not participating Turg manufactured good looks on the green with a happy gilmore slapstick 7-iron that holed out on 16 for a nifty birdie. Unlimited tools, but can they be refined?
BSGA World Ranking: #36
Mick Pristas
Can someone please buy this man some clothes that fit him?
BSGA World Ranking: #37
Tyler Skidelsky
An excellent move for a newbie, Mr. Skidelsky showed his commitment to cum rowdery by meeting up at Waffle House with random lads before his first event. Demonstrating class and vibes, Skidelsky will likely be a tour staple.
BSGA World Ranking: #38
Mason Parrish
The Irishman wasn’t able to line dance his way to much success in the Open-esque conditions despite the homage to his home country’s weather. The former tour winner has plummeted back to earth with his 93 on major championship Saturday. We’ve seen better.
BSGA World Ranking: #39
Michael Suchy
You could travel across the world and not find another player on Tour who has as much raw athletic power as this man contains in his meaty frame. But golf can’t be overpowered, it requires a lighter touch that has escaped the Bad Man from Cleveland. Back to back rounds of only 6 quota points is disappointing, to say the least, of a man with infinite potential.
BSGA World Ranking: #40
kyle Aebischer
Welcome back big dawg! Partnered with Elite Human capital in Hunter Lanier, they put up a more than respectable showing at the Swings for Savi. The question remains; will we see him again this year? Begas says unlikely.
BSGA World Ranking: #41
Anthony delrocco
This young blood showed up ready to roll at his first event, paired with Meteoric Rising Superstar Carson Pohl, and DELIVERED. At one point they had three birdies in a row. However, the winning team also matched this feat, and threw on three more to boot. But that was really good for you, Anthony.
BSGA World Ranking: #41
ANDREW TUINSTRA
Big Tuna carded his first career birdie at Juliette Falls, and is making exponential strides in his game. Sporting a low quota, he could be lethal if the ball goes his way once or twice. Not saying it’s likely, but it’s in the realm of possibilities.
BSGA World Ranking: #42
Brett Lawton
The lessons are paying off in spades! The man who once longed for a single quota point is now consistently getting MULTIPLE QUOTA POINTS!! We’re still waiting for the double digit quota point day from tour Nice Guy Lawton… but it’s closer than ever before.
BSGA World Ranking: #43
Nick Velastegui
Fun Fact: Matt is Italian. Who could’ve guessed! The vibes are electric when he steps foot on the course, which concerned me with the wetness of the field. What if he hurts someone? What if his powers get away from him? He quickly quelled all concerns as he harnessed his electrons to an outstanding 18 quota performance.
BSGA World Ranking: #44
Matt Stramandinoli
Fun Fact: Matt is Italian. Who could’ve guessed! The vibes are electric when he steps foot on the course, which concerned me with the wetness of the field. What if he hurts someone? What if his powers get away from him? He quickly quelled all concerns as he harnessed his electrons to an outstanding 18 quota performance.
BSGA World Ranking: #45
Chris Gray
Mr. Gray has yet to break through on the course, but he’s broken through to all of our hearts with his endearing smile and relentlessly positive attitude. But to reiterate, game still needs work.
BSGA World Ranking: #46
Logan Ungerer
One would think given how much golf the man plays he would be a threat to score everytime he hits the short grass. And one would be wrong. Unphased by performance, Logan is here for vibes and vibed his way to a 101.
BSGA World Ranking: #47
Jack Scales
PROBATIONARY PERIOD
SUBJECT: MICK “BAD GUIDO” PRISTAS
CRIME: WITHDRAWING AFTER 9
PUNISHMENT: ENDLESS MOCKERY
BSGA World Ranking: #48
Cody Jess
The Commuter drove all the way from Naples to CONTEND all day, needing just a singular point on 18 to put him at T1. Alas, he wasn’t able to secure the lonely point, leaving him at +5 and one off the lead. Not to let an almost historic day go to waste, A quick pit stop at the casino on the way back to Naples secured him +$800. If you think about it, he’s the real winner.
BSGA World Ranking: #49
Zach Hogan
The feedback from all who met Zach was exciting, and the consensus is “this guy can play”. But being paired with the Bad Guidos forced him to an early withdrawal. We anxiously await his return.
BSGA World Ranking: #50
Alex Bagette
He looks Southern, name sounds french, and appears to have light Forrest Gump syndrome, IYKWIM. But one thing that is crystal clear about the Bagman is he can PLAY. Despite not playing in a tour sanctioned event for nearly 2 years, the man returns with nothing lost. Well done.
BSGA World Ranking: #51
Cam Oxiner
When he’s not setting PR’s on the trail, he’s sending warning shots across the bow. Opening Saturday saw electric performances, but none as pivotal as Oxiner’s. When the world lost hope of a shootout Sunday, from the ashes rose Cam, as he was the only one in striking distance of Savi. However, his wife put the cleat down and made him bunt, as he wasn’t able to mount his charge Sunday. Oh well, great round though.
BSGA World Ranking: #52
Drew Inman
You’re probably wondering, “Hey, how is the guy who scored 3 quota points ranked so high?!” and I get the skepticism! But people forget, the most heavily weighted factor in this ranking system is “have you bought or sold a home with me?”. Inman scores highly here, and has installed a rankings floor with his savvy business moves.
BSGA World Ranking: #53
Cody Tuberville
We’re trying to keep the vibes high so we won’t dwell on his major performances as of late. However, if you are looking for a guy that “gets it”, shows up on time, wants to be involved, brings extra beer, and always has a smile, look no further. I wouldn’t ask him how to play golf, but if you want to learn how to add vibes, he can help.
BSGA World Ranking: #54
David Wertz
Shoutout to these two guys. Excellent golfers brave enough to sign up for a 2 day golf trip with 18 strangers and absolutely light up a room. One could argue it’s as much a testament to their character and vibes as it is the tours standard for excellence, but that’s neither here nor there. These two cemented themselves as staples on tour; whether they like it or not.
BSGA World Ranking: #55
Collin Hoeffner
Shoutout to these two guys. Excellent golfers brave enough to sign up for a 2 day golf trip with 18 strangers and absolutely light up a room. One could argue it’s as much a testament to their character and vibes as it is the tours standard for excellence, but that’s neither here nor there. These two cemented themselves as staples on tour; whether they like it or not.
BSGA World Ranking: #56
Daniel Spisak
Countryside Football legend Spisak graced the tour with his presence for the first time. Hiding behind his thick beard that makes him almost unrecognizable is actually a quite respectable game, where he threw down 16 quota points on his tour debut. Very Nice!
BSGA World Ranking: #57
Chris Brennan
Who the hell is this guy?? On his debut round puts up 32 points, coming ever so close to tying his cartner who was the eventual winner. The good news: great addition to the tour we can’t wait to see out there again. The bad news: we may have to go up against this animal multiple times a year
BSGA World Ranking: #58
Cam Allen
Cam “8 Handicap My Ass” Allen was a mythical figure all weekend! Many a player tugged at the commish’s shirt sleeves to snipe “this guy is just a golfing machine”. And a 78 74 only confirms it. Look for this guy to make a Bonesaw Cup team in the near future if he keeps it up.
BSGA World Ranking: #59
Danny Bolnick
This MOFO has been GRINDING! Witnessed first hand by the rankings committee Mr. Bolnick demonstrated surgically soft hands with several excellent short area chips he was able to convert to points. Very Nice!
BSGA World Ranking: #60
Mike LaGrange
Shoutout to this guy. Arguably the longest guy on tour, LaGrange drove all the way down Saturday morning to play the one round he was eligible for (his wife was gracious enough to allow this considering the late notice and circumstances). Another excellent addition to the group of tour excellence.
BSGA World Ranking: #61
Tyler Selesky
Winner winner! The CHAMP put up a disgusting 33 quota points on a respectable 24 quota, cementing his place in BSGA history as a Major Winner. Overcome by the momentous accomplishment he forgot to bring his trophy home with him. We’ll cut him some slack, there isn’t much room up top to fit more than 2 or 3 thoughts at a time.
BSGA World Ranking: #62
Janzen Feldman
We struck gold this event, with all the newbies being great additions. This one looked like a kid in the candy shop watching the commish hold court, mesmerized by the stream of conscious speech delivered by the commish postround. The game leaves much to be desired, but in time he’ll get there.
BSGA World Ranking: #63
Caleb Quinn
A fine addition to the tour by another fine young man, Quinn shows promise, spunk, and a go-getters attitude. All of which he will need if he would like to improve on his 98 at Fox Hollow.
BSGA World Ranking: #64
Jude Michel
The Quiet Vibe was LOUD at the Insurrection Invitational coming in a solo 2nd at +8! Many eyes had wondered off the leaderboard, assuming the champion was crowned, until this man was on the green at 18. Needing only a 2 putt to tie, and a 1 putt to win, the pressure ate away at the fellas soul as we watched him reluctantly 3 putt. The practice and tech upgrades seemed to have paid off!
BSGA World Ranking: #65
Taylor Harroun
In his Tour Debut the Harroun Hounded His way to a relatively easy 39 quota points. You know you’re good when you tell the commish “I shot a 71, but honestly, it could’ve easily been a 65”, and the commish believes it. The Walking Stick will be crucial for the tours Ryder Cup event January 18-19th.
BSGA World Ranking: #66
Parker Snure
Whoa! Many people shy when the lights shine bright, but not this bloodhound. He was hot on the scent for a great showing, and show well he did. 26 quota points for a debut is far from a record, in fact, a different newbie had way more in the same event. But compared to the expectations I had from several close sources I am impressed with this showing.
BSGA World Ranking: #67
Parker Hamilton
We always appreciate Road Warriors who make a pilgrimage from lands far away, and PHam made the best of his debut with a tidy 27 quota points. I hope he has some MC Hammer in him, cause this guy is too legit to quit.
BSGA World Ranking: #68
Nate Crapple
There was a point in time where we were staring down the very real possibility that this mofo was going to win it. The commish was preparing his apologies for the sandbagger who hadn’t appeared in a year until word broke this dumbass locked himself out of his car and played with someone else’s clubs. If you win after taking an uber to the course with loaners, hats off, well done. But he didn’t, so I didn’t have to apologize, but we look forward to the production this lad will have on the adjusted quota.
BSGA World Ranking: #69
Austin Pawlowski
The tour hipster and Road Scholar from O-Town returned to the tour with a handsome 21 quota points, right where he left off. The Paw Dawg is a pleasant site to see when he appears, let us hope this is an omen for more of them.
BSGA World Ranking: #70
Michael O'Brien
The big fella showed up with big expectations and comfortable met them. The clothing Entrepreneur put up a fashionable 21 quota points, and looked handsome while doing it.
BSGA World Ranking: #71
Vinnie Pezzino
13 points in a debut amongst proverbial strangers is a solid performance. Being a vibe at the afters was also a clutch move; good looks there. A welcome personality and addition, we look forward to monitoring his growth.
BSGA WORLD RANKING #72
Nick Catando
No, he’s not covered in grease he’s just Italian. Catando introduced himself to the tour with nifty 9 quota points. It won’t impress anyone, sure, but one can tip their cap to the performance and move on. With all the free time he has on his hands with his fake job in Real Estate now, one anticipates a surge in scoring moving forward.
BSGA World Ranking: #73
Matt Brookens
Arguably the nicest guy in the world and first tour sponsor who presented a putter to the winner of the lowest gross score at the Envitational. No, he’s not aimed two fairways right, that’s just his setup
BSGA World Ranking: #74
Will Priest
The Clergy brought excellent vibes and a moderate game at his debut. Was it impressive? Far from it. But nonetheless his presence was welcomed, and is always there when two or more are gathered.
BSGA World Ranking: #75
Chris Ellis
No, he’s not intoxicated, he just talks like that. Mr. Ellis Island made a respectable debut with 13 quota points, but more importantly, earned an invite back with stellar vibes.
BSGA World Ranking: #76
Andrew Fernandez
After a brief hiatus on tour he has made a respectable return, carding a 90 on the grueling Copperhead Course. Welcome back brotha!!
BSGA World Ranking: #77
John Howes
If you’re wondering where that bacon smell is emanating, look here; tour cop John Howes. One of the chillest mofos on tour, he’s made his return to Tampa and as his first official decision he joined the tour and hasn’t looked back
BSGA World Ranking: #78
Andrew Mccormick
Demonstrating raw athleticism, Andy was able to put up 7 quota points without touching a club in the prior several years. Though it wasn’t impressive, he earned a lifetime tour card the most honest way how; purchasing a home from the commish (highly recommend btw)
BSGA World Ranking: #79
Dylan Chewcowski
You know you’re talking to a golf premadonna when he can’t wait to tell you “played the worst round of my life” after carding a 90 at Copperhead. Good vibes and likely to make future appearances.
BSGA World Ranking: #80
Zach Daniels
Though he would tell you he didn’t have his best day, his grit throughout the round earned him respect and his ability to feed a ravished commish earned him an automatic qualifier spot come J6.
BSGA World Ranking: #81
Tyler Brew
Unfortunately the commissioner was not able to witness this players game so can’t comment with much more than a tip of the cap and an excellent 86 on Sunday.
BSGA World Ranking: #82
Darrian Davis
The good doctor just couldn’t make the right adjustments to his spine angle when striking the ball, carding 5 quota points on the day. Given the white collar profession and he looks like an ad for Peter Millar the commish was surprised by this outcome. Perhaps setting the stage to storm the field in March?
BSGA World Ranking: #83
Blaze Eady
I am now in a predicament I didn’t think I’d have. At least, not yet. Would it be permissible to allow a player to start the day with a zero quota, if they truly earned it? I have much to deliberate…
BSGA World Ranking: #84
Alex
Grandjacquet
This ranking is exclusively due to a lame last minute bail, but at least he gave the commish a headsup.